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125 Hilariously Funny Travel Quotes + Pictures

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Are you looking for some hilariously funny travel quotes? Then you have come to the right place! Lets face it, we all need a laugh from time to time and funny travel quotes can help to brighten the mood whatever the weather! Whether you are in search of a funny travel caption for Instagram, a funny travel quote for a presentation or a funny travel quote for a written document, I have you covered in this post. Read on for some funny travel quote inspiration!

The best funny travel quotes

Lets start off this post by taking a lo0ok at some of the very best funny travel quotes. Here are my top picks-

I wish I had never gone travelling. Said no one ever.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magasine!

I’m not lost, I’m exploring.

All you need is love a passport

Tan lines and unforgettable times.

Lets wander where the WiFi is weak.

I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords.

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.

The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever.

Good things come to those, who book flights. 

I followed my heart and it led me to the airport. 

Famous funny travel quotes

There are many famous funny travel quotes that we hear quoted regularly, here are some of the best-

Don’t worry about the world ending today, it’s already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles M. Schulz

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. – Mark Twain

Jet lag is for amateurs. – Dick Clark

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. – John Steinbeck

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. – Henry Youngman

“There is nothing safer than flying, it’s crashing that is dangerous.” – Theo Cowan

You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.– Paul Theroux

Drink heavily with the locals whenever possible. – Anthony Bourdain

I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine. – Caskie Stinnett

The worst thing about being a tourist, is having other tourists recognise you as a tourist! – Russell Baker

Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo. —Al Gore 

Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything. – Steve Martin 

What are the most popular funny travel quotes? I have summarised them for you here-

I need Vitamin Sea

I need a vacation of 6 months. Twice a year!

Work, save, travel , repeat.

Life’s a beach.

I have not travelled everywhere, but it’s on my list.

Life is better at the beach.

Work hard, travel harder.

People having babies.. and I’m like: “What country am I going to next?”

I’m in love with places I’ve never been to.

I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacation.

I’m a travel fiend on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m headed to the airport.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets, which is kind of the same thing.

Funny travel quotes that will make you laugh out loud

Want to laugh out loud? Then take a look at these funny travel quotes that are sure to make you chuckle!

Beer. Beach. Sunset. What more could you want?!

Fifty shades of.. red, orange, pink, and purple?

Girls just want to have.. sun?

I wish I was a postcard. For under $2 you can travel the world to any location in the world. 

Backpacking is money spent on Education.

I feel like most of my work problems could be solved with a trip to…anywhere.

I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach.

I’ve got 99 problems. But I’m on vacation so I’m ignoring them all!

A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.

If you had to choose between true love or travelling the world, which country would you visit first? 

Some people spend their life searching for “the one”. I’m just searching for the one good travel deal.

Vacation calories don’t count, right?

I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories.

Running to the gate is my cardio.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a trip.

Funny travel quotes that will make you giggle

These funny travel quotes are sure to make you giggle too-

Me: “I want to travel more”, the bank account: “Like, to the park?”

When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.

I love those days when my only decision is whether to go to the beach in the morning or in the afternoon.

Sun of a beach that’s a nice sunset

Airports: the only place where drinking 8 AM is socially acceptable

What’s that medical condition called where you constantly need to have a trip booked? 

“Be right back…” Just running away from Monday and going straight to the airport. 

This is me, walking down the aisle (of the airplane).

Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside for you.

Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?

Life is short. Call in sick and book that last minute flight.

Everyone is pregnant, engaged or getting married. I just wanna lose weight and travel.

Should I book another flight to go abroad? Brain: no. Wallet: no. Mom: no. Dog: no. Universe: no…I think I’m gonna book the flight.

Screw the caviar, I want to travel the world!

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas.

I’ve got a crush on the world.

Tripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked.

You’ve never felt true fear until your passport isn’t where you think you left it.

All I want for Christmas is you forever vacation.

Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they clap their hands when the plane lands.

I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.

Can we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world?

I just need a large coffee, a plane ticket and a bag full of cash. 

The airport is a lawless place. 7 am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Crisps now cost £12.

Silly funny travel quotes

Some funny travel quotes are just silly, but in a good way, of course! Here are my favourites-

Don’t be a tourist, be a traveller.

Not all who wander are lost. They’re just looking for coffee.

By 35, if I’m not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt who’s always travelling & comes to family events tipsy.

My parents complain I travel too much. I mean, I could be a drug addict, do they realise how lucky they are?

High five if you don’t know what you’re doing with your life and just want to travel the world.

Worrying you’ve accidentally packed 3 kilos of dr*gs and an animal carcass as you walk through “nothing to declare” at the airport.

Don’t make me slap you with my flip flop.

You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket.

Sandy toes and salty kisses.

Kilometres are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometres.

Birds literally just eat, travel, and make a mess on things they don’t like. I don’t know about you, but that’s the lifestyle I’m striving for.

I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance. 

I love when people say “just quit your job and travel.” Taking an Uber from the bar to my home is the only travel I can afford. 

Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Don’t be an ironing board.

Forget champagne and caviar – Taste the world instead.

I don’t want a house. I just want to travel and pet a lot of dogs.

“You can’t buy happiness” Okay, explain travel then…

Travelling is like a chocolate box. Don’t matter what you get. All is good.

Funny vacation quotes

And here are some of the best funny vacation quotes-

I have been to almost as many places as my luggage.

Overpack. It’s why suitcases have wheels now.

It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.

Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.

You won’t get the holiday blues if you just keep booking holidays.

Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after coming home.

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want a paycheck to buy plane tickets.

It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.

I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m going. Are you coming with me?

Live a life you don’t need a vacation from.

Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. I’ve packed 35 just to be safe.

I need a holiday. And by “holiday” I mean I need to move away and find a job. On the beach. With cocktails. 

Normal life: Wears the same top every day for a week. Packing for 3-day vacation: I’ll probably change a few times a day so I’ll take 21 tops.

Sarcastic funny travel quotes

There are some funny travel quotes that can be seen as being a bit sarcastic (and you know us Brits love our sarcasm!). Here are some of the most common-m

Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?

Can’t decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 ounces of vodka, or 2 months of travel.

I wish that road trips could pay my bills.

Instead of driving a Mercedes to work, I’d rather ride on a bike to the beach.

The temptation to go to the airport, buy a one-way ticket, leave the country and live on my own has never been so real.

You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license.

I’m busy.

Go to work. Open computer. Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours. Close computer. Go home.

Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.

Travitude (n.) when you start to feel grumpy and sassy because you haven’t travelled in a while.

Friend 1: I’m getting a house. Friend 2: I’m having a baby. Friend 3: I’m getting married Me: I’m headed to the airport. 

Reality called, so I hung up.

Travsessed (n.) An obsession with travel. When all you talk or think about is your past or future trips.

Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.

Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is into me.

Europeans: I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home. Australians: I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now I’m still in Queensland.

Funny travel quotes for Instagram

And last but not least, here are some of the best funny travel quotes for Instagram-

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.. Then it dawned on me.

Sunsets. Life’s way to saying: ‘good job, you survived another day. Here’s something pretty!

You weren’t born to just pay bills and die.

Work hard. Travel harder.

A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.

At the end of the day.. I’d rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, than a full bank account.

Me thinking about how many flights I can book for the cost of a new iPhone 11 Pro.

I know there is a flight leaving today that could bring me far, far away!

I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.

I just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA and drink coffee while cuddling puppies.

If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 10-day Caribbean cruise.

Me getting ready for vacation: manicure and pedicure, buy new Sephora products, spray tan, get waxed, get hair done, work out for a month, live off kale and veggies, try on 30K swimsuits and cry in dressing rooms. Husband getting ready for vacation: packs a bathing suit, flip-flops, a T-shirt, and calls it a day.

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